Bar jokes
Bouncer
Q. How many bouncers are needed to throw someone downstairs?
A. None! The person simply tumbled down.
Blondes
M & M Factory
Q. Why would blondes be unsuitable for the M & M Factory?
A. They'd keep tossing out all the "W"s.
YMCA
When a blonde saw the YMCA sign, she remarked:
LOOK!!! They misspelled MACY's!!!!
Blonde House Fire
A blonde’s house is on fire. She calls 911 and says, “My house is on
fire.” The dispatcher says, “Well, can you tell me how we get there?”
“Duhhhh, in the big red trucks, of course.”
Ten Standing Ear To Ear
Q: What do you get when you place 10 blondes in a row, ear to ear?
A: A wind passage.
To Buxom Waitress:
Q: What did the blonde say to the full-figured waitress
(observing her name tag)?
A: "'Debbie' is such a lovely name. What do you call the other one?"
Body parts
What’s the Difference
How do you tell apart male and female chromosomes?
Pull their pants down!
Computers
Classic Oxymoron
Q: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990’s?
A: Microsoft Works!
Bill Gates and the Lightbulb
Q: How many Bill Gates are required to swap out a lightbulb?
A: One – he inserts it in the socket and lets the entire world revolve around him.
Macintosh Computers
MACINTOSH stands for…
Most Applications Crash If Not The Operating System Hangs.
Microsoft 2000
Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new operating system “Windows 2000” will be delayed until the second quarter of 1901.
The Mouse
Why wouldn't the mouse go across the road?
Its cord wasn't long enough!
