Animals
The cow
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
Frog meets a Psychic
A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, “You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you.”
The frog says, “This is great! Will I meet her at a party, or what?”
“No,” says the psychic. “Next semester in her biology class.”
Lucky dog
What has four legs and an arm?
A happy pit bull.
My Paw
A three legged dog walks into a saloon in the old west and siddles up to the bar and announces:
“I’m looking for the man who shot my paw!”
Why do….
Why do hummingbirds hum?
They forgot the words……
Horses
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says…
“Why the long face?”
99 Click
Q. What goes 99 click?
A. A centipede with a wooden leg.
Bad dog
Q) What do you call a dog with no legs?
A) It doesn’t matter, he won’t come!
The Fish
What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall?
“Dam.”
Dog life…
Ever walk into a room and forget what you came in for?
Well, that’s probably how dogs spend most of their lives…
Blubber trouble
Whales are mammals. Mammals have hair.
SHAVE THE WHALES!
The Lion
What did the lion say when he saw two hunters in a jeep?
Meals on Wheels!
